Monday, June 22, 2009

Something nice to share: :D

9 Major Turn Offs About Anyone (Language might be offensive)

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???


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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowel lines, sail away from the safe harbor, catch the trade-wind in your sails! (:

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Twice in three days I've read this. Cool, huh.

When people walk away; let them.
Don't try to talk them around; for it'd be useless.
As, your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.

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