Sense making.

We are all our own time machines; our dreams take us to the future while our memories take us to the past.

- H.G. Wells

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On the lighter side, whats a day without smiles? (: Gone crazy... Be back soon.


-People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

-Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

-Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

-People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

-Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

-People that don't know you think you're shy. People that do know you wish you were.

-The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

-It's far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

-A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

-I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own

-Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

-I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

-It's not that I'm antisocial. I just don't like you.

-I smile because i have no idea what's going on.

-Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

-I think... therefore I'm single.

-Each day I get up in the morning praying to God that everyone should get a friend like you...why should only I have to suffer!

-God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you .... well we all make mistakes

-I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

-Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

-An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

-The person who originally said “Never say never” is a hypocrite.

I'm out of my mind right now, but you may leave a message..