A Brief Respite. (:

PW fever, all indulge in it's madness. 2more weeks, and I'll wave it goodbye, I will. Heh.

---
Things that have puzzled even the scientists, for a long time.

1.)If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

2.)When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

3.)Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

4.)If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

5.)If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you live)

6.)Can you get cornered in a round room?

7.)Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

8.)Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

9.)Wouldn’t it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

10.)Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”

11.)What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

12.)If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

13.)Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

14.)If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?

15.)You know the expression, “Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to people that work nights?

16.)Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

17.)Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

18.)Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can’t we run outside naked?

19.)If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

20.)What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

21.)Why are Pringles curved?

22.)How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

23.)Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

24.)If you had your legs amputated, would you have to change your height and weight on your driver’s license?

25.)If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

26.)Why do they call the small candy bars the “fun sizes”? Wouldn’t be more fun to eat a big one?

27.)If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?