I like the rain. Heavy, heavy downpours.
I like the crashing sound of thunder.
I like the flashes of lightning.

Rain, it makes you realize, how much of a pittance are you; a minute, small character in the great reservoir of life. Only when drenched from head to toe comes the fact, that we're actually little pawns in this great game. But it's not all.

1)The rain brings you back to reality. The cold, pelting raindrops, they remind you of what you are here for; for it it a wake-up slap, or call it a friendly reminder, that we still have mileage to cover, that the journey is not over.
2)The rain nourishes the soul, cleanses the dirt off one's environment. For only after the harshest of thunderstorms, comes the beautiful rainbow.

3) The rain too, reminds you that you are not alone. For always beside you there would be people, friends, family, offering you genuine concern, to be ready with an umbrella, to shelter, and accompany you through the rest of the storm.

暴风雨过后, 总会是雨过天晴, isn't it right? (:

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Kiss the rain! -Yiruma

A laugh is the best way to start, carry on, end the day. Heh. Sexism at its peak. Guys only.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea as well, and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” Don't be scared of having your ideas stolen by others when you share it with them. Having people hear your ideas will spark criticism and contribution within them, only strengthening your own thoughts and counter-argumentation.

- George Bernard Shaw

The first time I saw this, guess what came to mind.

PW. Hilarious.

This is cool, bit offensive though:
Check out these quotes with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line. Enjoy ((:

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and

so is your head

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.