Apple:
The alternative to the orange.
Noted.
A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status. i.e.
Facebook Status-
John Smith is goin to the movies
Comment-
Noted.
Obama:
No real definition for this word is possible at this time. Check back in 4 years by then a consensus by have formed. Each person projects his personal beliefs and values onto this word, and a standard meaning isn't possible at this time.
Politics:
The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.
Stealth Abs:
When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat. i.e
This isn't a beer belly, it's my stealth abs. I just needed to avoid attracting too many ladies with my well defined stomach.
Sex:
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
That's crazy:
It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.
It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring.... i.e.
Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'
Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'
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Last but not least, ever so true. Oh I'm getting to like this website. (:
Jonathan:
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers. i.e.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.
OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)
Hahahahahahahaaaaa. Noted.
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