Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Laughter Medcine, all for the sake of simple fun and pleasure.

Lets not forget the simple act of smiling, as we work our way to our goals.
Laughter Medcine, all for the sake of simple fun and pleasure. ;D

1) Ever wonder about those people who spend S$2.00 a piece on those bottles of Evian Water? Try spelling Evian backwards: Naive

2) Isn´t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one ENJOYS it?

4) Why isn´t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

5) What hair colour do they put on the driver´s licenses of bald men?

6) I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

7) You never learn to swear until you learn to drive.

8) Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn´t zigzag?

9) If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

10)As income tax time approached, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS".

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